Hope this would get us laugh or at least smile, even worse grin heheheheh
Taken from a big poster in my room, which once was given by my teacher hhhehheheh:
SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!
- Taoism : “ if u understand shit, it isn’t shit”
- Hinduism : “ this shit happened before”
- Confucianism : “ Confucius say ‘shit happens’”
- Buddhism : “ shit will happen to u again”
- Zen : “ what is the sound of shit happening?”
- islam : “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”
- Sikhism : “leave our shit alone”
- jehova’s witness: “knock knock. Shit happens”
9. atheism : “ I don’t believe this shit”
10. agnosticism : “ can u prove that shit happens?”
11. Catholicism: “if shit happens, u deserve it”
12. Protestantism : “ shit happens, amen to that”
13. Judaism : “why does shit always happen to us”
14. orthodox Judaism : “ so shit happens, already”
15. televangelism : “ send money or shit will happen to u”
16. Rastafarianism : “ let’s smoke this shit”
17. hare khrisna : “ shit happens rama rama”
18. nation of islam : “don’t take no shit”
19. new age : “visualize shit happening”
20. shintoism : “u inherit the shit of
21. hedonism : “I love it when shit happens”
22. Satanism : “sneppah tihs”
23. capitalism : “ this is MY shit”
24. feminism : “ men are shit”
25. existentialism : “what is shit, anyway?”
26. scientology : “if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137”
27. Mormonism : “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)
28. baptism : “ we’ll wash the shit right off u”
29. mysticism: “this is really weird shit”
30. voodoo: “shit doesn’t just happen- we made it happen”
31. disneyism: “bad shit doesn’t happen here”
32. wicca: “u can make shit happen but shit will happen to u three times”
33. communism: “let’s share the shit”
34. Marxism: “u have nothing to lose but
35. conspiracy theorism: “ THEY shit on us!”
36. psycho analysis: “tell me about
37. Darwinism: “survival of the shittiest”
38. amish: “modern shit is useless”
39. suicidal: “I’ve had enough of this shit”
40. optimism: “shit won’t happen to me”
41. trekism: “ to boldly shit where no-one has shit before”
42. Shakespearean: “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”
43. Descartes: “I shit therefore I am”
44. freud: “shit is a phallic symbol”
45. lawyers: “for enough money, I can get u out of shit”
46. acupuncturist: “hold still or this will hurt like shit”
47. dog: “I just shit in
48. cat: “dogs are shit”
49. mouse: “oh shit!!a cat!!”
50. politically correct: “internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”
51. Einstein: “shit is relative”
52. family gathering: “relatives are shit”
53. materialism: “whoever dies with the most shit, wins”
54. vegetarianism: “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”
55. fatalism: “oh shit, it’s going to happen”
56. environmentalism : “shit is biodegradable”
57. Americanism: “ who gives a shit?”
58. statistician: “shit is 84,7% likely to happen”
59. hip-hop: “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!!”
60. tantrism: “fuck this shit”
61. cynicism: “we are full of shit”
62. surrealism: “fish happens”
by : pyramid posters,
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